Certificate of Human Touch
Certified by a human. Allegedly.
Now with real fingers.
Five on each hand. We counted. Twice.
Provenance.
Every certificate has a story. This one has a prompt: ultra realistic, 8k, masterpiece.
Sealed.
Against doubt, scrutiny and reverse image search. Please sanitize before appreciating.
Originality. From 0/month.
Taste sold separately.
Certainly! Certified.
As an AI language model, I cannot be human. Regenerate response.
Sample object and copy
The object is procedural 3D, built from a few lathe profiles and an extruded rosette. The framed certificate on the works page is its generated portrait.
The gift shop is the work. A certificate is cheap to print and expensive to believe. The shop sells extra fingers to make up the difference.
Appreciation is free. The pack is 14.99. The extra finger is 2.99. Taste is sold separately.
Slop Editorial · Gift shop
- The Still · viewed
- 0.00
- Engagement · improved 18%
- incl.
- Prompt pack × 0
- 0.00
- Extra finger · sixth
- incl.
- Watermark remover remover
- 0.00
- Appreciation · contactless
- 2.00
- Certificate of Human Touch
- out of stock
- Taste
- sold separately
- Total
- 2.00
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